When you see a law like this, you have to wonder what happened with six dildos for this to be a law…
Why I love my job
Boss: What is this order waiting for?
Me: A turkey burger.
Coworker making burger: There was a miscommunication.
Boss: What was the miscommunication.
Me: She thought I had the burger and I don’t.
*Boss laughs*
Disc 1, Track 9: Delaware Country Summer Showtime! (continuation)
“You know that game Celebrity that you and your friends invented in college? Well, first of all, you didn’t invent it. It was developed by NASA to keep girls virgins well into their twenties. And second of all, we played it better than you because we played it four nights a week.”
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Let’s just hand her the presidential election now. Please? As much as I love her work as an artist, I would hate for the best political ideas in the world to not be put into action. TINA FEY 2012
DAFUQ IS THIS!!!!!!
that was a great part
Everyone but Tina/Rachel, Artie/Santana, Mercedes/Brittany, these were pretty darn accurate.
Disc 1, Track 6: All Girls must be Everything
“And lets admit it, yellow hair does have magic powers. You could put a blond wig on a hot water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.
Snow white is better looking. I hate to stir up trouble among the princesses but take away the hair and Sleeping beauty is actually a little beat.”
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Tina Fey deserves the world’s biggest award possible. I don’t care what it is. Just give it to her.
Fun fact, this was supposed to be an outtake, but Gary Marshall liked it so much that he put this take in the movie.
I agree with him because since this was not planned, the reactions were completely natural and therefore not overacted.
Obama 2012. I keep forgetting exactly how crappy his situation was when people start bashing him. Then I remember things like this and how he actually tries to help. He just can’t do anything when Washington won’t let him.
